Zachery(Episode) Transcript

(A female named Thursday walks,Until Zachery Arrives)

Zachery: Hey Thursday! Can I Have your Number?

Thursday:No.

(Heart in Background Breaks and Shatters)

Zachery:What in Name of Direct TV.....!

(Muzak plays with the "PLEASE STANDBY" logo appears, and with a melancholy Zachery)

(Episode Intro)

(Music Plays)

Liza: Seriously,Where is That Music Coming From?(sigh) Is He Zachery Still Mad About That Thursday Thing?

Jeffrey:Don't Worry, Liza,The Jeffrey will Cheer him up.Hey Zachery. You're Still not mad about your life been humiliated

(More music plays)

Diana: It's Okay,Zachery. It not so bad

Zachery:Yes it that bad Diana! Its Even Than the Time a Was Danny Phantom

(Danny Phantom Beginning Beat Plays)He's a Faggot

Liza:That Didn't Even Happen

Mike:Where is This Thursday Chick Anyway? She Like a Real

Zachery:She's Right over there

Mike: What?! That's the girl the You've been fretting over?! But she's soooo

Zachery:Beautiful? I Know.

Mike:No she sooooo. Uhhhhh (Looking At Thursday, ) Jeffrey?

Jeffrey:She's a specimen what we like to call a...... (Grabs The FLAT. Forever Lacking Any Ti-

Zachery: Okay! WHOOOOOOO! No,She's Not. I Mean That She's Double D-licious! Am I Right? Chuckles Nervously) Heh Heh Heh......

Liza:(Knocks out Zachery with a frying pan) Stop Lying to yourself.

Mike:Okay, THAT'S IT! I'm Gonna This Number myself!

Zachery:No! Mike! She'll Crush you!

MIke: Thursday! Number! Now!

Thursday: Sure Thing.

(explosion in background)

Mike: Hey Zachery! Look! I Got It!

(A Xbox Achievement Appears: Achievement Unlocked: 5 G - Finnally Getting Dat #)

Zachery: She...She Didn't Even Hesitate. That's Sooooo........

(Some Weird MLP Crap Appears) Zachery (off-screen): Awful.

Mike: Snah.... But I Don't Need It. (Tears The Number On Paper)

Zachery: Why Did You Do That?!

Mike: (Scoffs) I Don't Want It!!

Zachery: (Zachery Grabs Mike,And Turns Him Into A Form Of a Ball): '''Shut up,Mike! '''(Kicks MIke So Hard In The AIr)

Mike: (Screams Loudly)

Zachery: Okay,Thursday. You Want To Play Hard To Get? Well,Fine! The Gloves are coming off! Mark My Words, (In A Deep,Disorted Voice): I will get that number!

(Screen Turns Black)

(Thursday With Her Phone In The School hallways)

Thursday (With Her Phone): Wow! A Thousand Contacts?! Good thing that give my number to everyone like who inquired. Except that one loser. Because...... He's a loser.

(Ominous Music Plays)

(While Thursday on her phone,Zachery glares at her,However a shocked Thursday personally realizes that somebody was stalking her. When Shes Turns Back To See Who Stalking Her. But However, She Seems That Nobody Was Stalking Her. But Zachery Disappeared)

Thursday: Hmmm..... For A Second There, I thought I Was Being Watc........

(Zachery Comes Out & Knocks Thursday Out With a napkin with chloroform scent.,Thursday Muffles with the napkin with chloroform on her mouth,Then She Was Knocked out unconscious)

Zachery: Aw,Thursday,you look so pretty when you